Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Busted
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
If those deaths were the carjackers, I'd consider that a bonus.
dramaelf 37
Might not want that car back. There's a good chance it's haunted now.
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Comments (65)
Darkreign333 23
Holy crap man :O I'm so sorry
alfalfalaffa 17
Methinks the whole ordeal might've been a tad more traumatic for the two who died than for OP
J352SAURUS 30
Yeah, it'd be traumatic for those that died, but now OP has to live with the fact that as a result of getting his car back, there was a loss of life. He would most likely experience guilt and/or feel responsible.
JustTheTruth42 13
Or be just like me and not give a shit.
Dave_Davington 34
If those deaths were the carjackers, I'd consider that a bonus.
domolovesyoshi 33
Mate what the ****? I hate car jackers as much as the next person and they do often kill people in crashes and hit and runs but wishing the death of another individual is ridiculously psychotic
EllieS9311 8
they're car jackers, they deserve to go to prison, not die.
flopstar 21
Everybody deserves the right to live, I can't believe you actually think it is okay.
PhantomKitty 26
28, I'm pretty sure 2 was joking.
acmariner99 25
It's not a question of deserving, it's a question of consequences. If you steal a car then get into a shootout with police, I'm not going to lose any sleep if they get killed over their idiotic decision making. If I have to deal with a criminal, I'm not going to value them over my family's safety. If you get people to stop doing stupid things... Then I'll think differently.
cjfred 13
Agreed! Nobody deserves to die just for stealing a car. But when they double down by shooting at police, they deserve what they get. Since they were obviously willing to hurt or kill others, the police taking them out may have saved innocent lives in the long run, and theirs were far from innocent.
brenton490 19
Did you ask them to keep the blood on it? I do the same to spiders I kill to ward off other ones when they see the blood of their fallen brethren.
soulreaper12296 28
I do the same thing! (With spiders I mean).
Rabbitmcv 9
They lose that right when putting Law Enforcement Officers and Civilians in danger.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Well... At least you got your car back?
Elban 20
Hopefully with no blood on the seats!!
dbt88 15
Doubt it ...they more than likely impounded it for evidence. So there's that.
SofaKing619 13
Who died?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hopefully the carjackers if there were two of them.
Liamj774 36
Out akita
AxelTheBrit 17
*gasp* Evita
dramaelf 37
Might not want that car back. There's a good chance it's haunted now.
tigerisabelle 31
Damn, who stole your car? The mafia? Also, what was in your car??
Welshite 40
Stealing cars is a rather petty job. Mine was stolen and never recovered, but I'm sure it got chopped into little parts and I'm seeing small pieces of it on the road. I hope the thieves got the shock of a lifetime when they opened up the truck and saw a three-foot-long plastic evil Easter bunny. That always brings a smile to my face.
Canuk 14
Holy crap op
danpaddy 7
'MURICA!
umirin534 12
#agreed A classic day in America where every idiot holds a weapon and police shoots you before asking questions
JusTheo 17
I hope you didn't get that logic from GTA lol
cole66 14
this just shows that all you gun hating libtard faggots know knothing about American gun laws
umirin534 12
American gun laws? Ah yeah right there was such a thing...like "castle doctrine" and that stuff. The very existence of regulations like this is an insult to a human being with an actual brain, but well, I kinda had some talks with Americans about guns and in the end, they are all the same. It's useless to talk to you people about guns. I mean what do you expect of a country where every idiot is allowed to carry a gun and being a police officer entitles you to kill others without getting punished (especially Afro Americans from all the news you can read on a daily basis). In any way, TL;DR #classic murica style
Esb22 9
I'm not American, but I don't think you are either. Even if you are, stop talking sh*t.
MetalxSoldier 26
They must have really wanted your car.
Sam611001 12
In the UK they use tasers so nobody dies...
kenyrabit 25
RIP Harambe
socialproduct 19
Until people in the UK bring tasers to a gun fight.
lantz4levi 19
This here is america only sissy boys shoot them things.
toolazytotype99 18
In America we use real bullets to shoot the people that are shooting the real bullets back at us. Why the hell are you gonna use a taser if they're shooting live rounds at you??