Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Busted
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
If those deaths were the carjackers, I'd consider that a bonus.
dramaelf 37
Might not want that car back. There's a good chance it's haunted now.
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Comments (65)
Joshawott 21
Misread "car" as "cat" and once I'd realised my mistake, the story become far less interesting :P Knowing the details would be nice though =3
SneakyDeath 15
I'm not sure how to respond to this, but I will try. How did you find this all out?
naajster 14
This needs a follow up. Can't even say that I hope everything turned out OK because two people died
DanielleinDC 34
I can only hope the two that died were the ones who stole your car. Not that I'm advocating anyone dying in a shootout, but better the car thieves than innocent bystanders or police officers.
JustTheTruth42 13
Good, criminals deserve to die. Don't what anyone has to say they were scum and it's a good thing they're dead. Can't wait to see the news where their mothers are saying they were good kids and never do such a terrible things. XD
vannahbrogan 2
where is this in news?
PaulieXP 16
I hear there are collectors that pay a LOT of money for something like this. Sell it at auction and buy a new car.
GhostFox 34
Well, that is obviously uncomfortable for you, but it isn't really your fault. If the criminals started a shootout with your car, they would have done it eventually. You aren't at blame here, regardless of who the fatalities were. If it was a bystander or officer, send flowers and a letter of condolences to the family or whatever else you need for closure.
bad_boyfriend 10
My father owned an auto body shop when I was growing up. One of the things he refused to do was work on a car that someone had died in, he always said it was bad karma. He would also get a lot of bullshit insurance insurance claims that were obviously lies. I remember a time they had to repair bullet holes in the side of a car because they were a victim of a "random drive-by shooting". When we cleaned the car we found shell casing INSIDE the car.
dreadseeker313 6
Good