Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
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UserOfTheMind 24
How does this even happen to people? The most exciting thing to happen in my life was finding a potato chip that kinda resembled George Lopez.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Though they go through Evasive Vehicle Operations Course, it is still very difficult to control those heavy cruisers going that fast. Get a report and you will be 100% reimbursed. Glad you are okay.
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Though they go through Evasive Vehicle Operations Course, it is still very difficult to control those heavy cruisers going that fast. Get a report and you will be 100% reimbursed. Glad you are okay.
gabechriswill 19
Let's hope his insurance doesn't go up for "higher state medical and auto repair cost". That's the BS I got the other day and I haven't had an accident nor a ticket ever.
vikky538 29
If it happens in india. You get 0 reimbursement. Not every country has good auto insurance and reimbursement system.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Yea, you have to take into account that this happened in Mexico.
nix1993 41
Exactly, they have evasive manoeuvre training, which is essentially training to not hit the other cars on the road in these situations. My cousin is a police officer and mainly due to the road training he's had he's by far the best driver I know, his reflexes are awesome even at fairly high speeds.
UserOfTheMind 24
How does this even happen to people? The most exciting thing to happen in my life was finding a potato chip that kinda resembled George Lopez.
mds9986 24
Something exciting will happen to you soon. You got this!!!!!
dramaelf 37
Hopefully not his car being destroyed by a police cruiser, that's the bad kind of exciting.
BreM16 23
Hey I would be pretty excited if I found a chip that resembled George Lopez!
miss_fluffybutt 17
Were you actually playing GTA V?
YouEatDiarrhea 13
The exact same thing crossed my mind lol
NeatNit 33
Actually, it's straight out of Blues Brothers
TacoloverSWE 23
If he was, he would also get chased and killed by the cops.
philosophicallll 25
Hopefully they will reimburse you. Thankfully you weren't hurt.
olpally 33
At least you will be fully covered when they hit you...hope they caught the bastard though!
WOTAN1488 24
And you made the bad guy get away! Good going!
moo77_fml 20
Oh dear.. Where there's a blame, there's a claim lol
Sandman2015 12
Welp, they just bought you a new car. Look on the bright side.
meli1195 31
idk, México can be shady. I know because I lived there a while
Dictionaryspeaks 18
I hope this doesn't involve race
SookyLala 13
race as in car racing or color of skin? if its the latter.. nothing was said about race. ah well. least he isnt dead
militarybrat 21
I hope you realize he is in Mexico, not the US. And yes i am aware of racist things happening in other countries.
Adam_Power58 16
Unlucky OP but wow that was exciting you should just be grateful for not getting hurt!