Anonymous
United States
Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bustedfornuthin
United States
Busted
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
SenescentSouthernBoy
United States
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
truth
United States
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
pampa31
Tijuana, Mexico
Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
If those deaths were the carjackers, I'd consider that a bonus.
dramaelf 37
Might not want that car back. There's a good chance it's haunted now.
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Comments (65)
socialproduct 19
I'm going to assume it was OP dishing out some vigilante justice.
zippocobalt6 14
Hey OP, them dying was in no way your fault and it's okay if you're upset. I know even if they were bad, or maybe perhaps they were police officers, some people let it weigh on their conscience. Listen, your car was stolen by someone else. The scenario was taken out of your hands. Unless you took vigilante action which I don't think happened? But perhaps. I hope you're okay. :) (just something I hadn't seen said that I thought needed saying)
RememberSchlitz 9
Your car has a story now. It'll be the boss of the parking lot.
jay_south 19
It will have… Major street cred.
curlyhairedone 13
I really want to know what happened here...
Jachin357 28
Hopefully it was the crooks that died and not the cops...
IssacB 14
Bruh
fakhshit 13
let me know if u wanna sell it
laden_swallow09 35
Silver lining, two fewer menaces to society are going to be a burden to the taxpayers!
AidanKozak 13
Well, it must've not been any cops that died, because whoever made this is asking for sympathy and they would have put it in if ANY cops died. So it was 2 carjackers.
Proud_Texan722 11
As long as the cops are ok, it's ok.