Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Top comments
Ben_Dover831 19
I think it's time to reevaluate your relationship because if he loves you he should not be embarrassed by the way you look.
_Peppermint_ 34
Wtf shouldn't he do the opposite??
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Comments (62)
sarahlwatson24 6
You need to break up with him. That's terrible to have your BF feel that way about you. I'm sure you are beautiful and can do better
AngelicaSmith 12
If he loves you he should have been like "yeah I tap that" instead of "we're just room mates" Uncool, very uncool
Amie89 20
Leave that turd. If he's so ashamed of you that he has to lie to a PIZZA GUY so this stranger won't think you're together, he doesn't deserve you. You should tell him, "We're roommates, right? Well, roommates don't sleep together, they don't go out together, and they help with rent, so pay up."
Diamond_don 18
Let him go. He should of told you to put some clothes on and apologize to the pizza guy. Have some respect.
BloodyGlass 10
Hey, when he asks why he isn't getting any sex, just remind him you're just roommates. :)
pinkpower 12
Sorry to hear he shouldn't be ashamed you should have a talk with him.
Chris20003 17
Wow what a horrible boyfriend to make their girlfriend feel that way.
sakurachan_fml 1
you mean your ex.
Shortymikimarie 1
Maybe you should dump your boyfriend.
Leanerxo 11
Why is he your boyfriend if he treats you this way? That's not cool!