Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Ben_Dover831 19
I think it's time to reevaluate your relationship because if he loves you he should not be embarrassed by the way you look.
_Peppermint_ 34
Wtf shouldn't he do the opposite??
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Comments (62)
guttedbrit 26
That's a horrible thing to do to you. You should be with somebody who is proud of you. Take that pizza and go to a friends house while he thinks about what a douche he is!
bosniangirl27 21
I hope you broke up with him because you deserve better
SweetasCandy0609 28
Oh wow OP that's messed up if he can't be proud to be with you and is embarrassed of your body even around a stranger then you need to find someone that is proud to be with you.
justanormalone 16
You deserve someone who would hug you tightly if anyone turns their head towards you..not whatever you got going there. You deserve way better.
sparkledoge 29
I don't know how old you are but i hope he had a good reason and it wasn't out of pure shame. My boyfriend does that sometimes because i look really young and it already happened that a delivery person called the police, saying something suspicious was going on. So he does it when the person looks at me a lot or looks confused. I really hope he had some good reason, if he didn't or worse, if he clearly told you afterwards that he was ashamed, i'm sorry but he's an idiot and it is not a curable disease. You should have a talk about it regardless.
OMGITSTANA 15
GET IN REALLY NICE SHAPE FOR UR SELF AN ONCE HE ISNT ASHAMED OF U DUMB HIM AN SAY UR ASHAMED OF HIS PERSONALITY :)
meowwiz 13
Smh I don't care who you are or what you look like- everyone deserves to be with someone who is proud to have them. We are all unattractive to some people in the world but the world is also full of people who will see just how beautiful you really are! Find someone who appreciates you, you deserve it ❤️
teenmagic 18
Wow dump his ass
icagoobo 19
I have two opinions on this matter. Personally I don't think anyone should be strutting around in their underwear for a delivery guy. Usually when I'm practically nude I hide when anyone knocks on the door. I would completely understand if he were mad at her for being so revealing to another dude but to get embarrassed and deny being with her brings me to opinion number two. She should definitely reflect on this with him but to end a relationship so quickly without any explanation from him is a little bit rash. If it is indeed her body that he is ashamed of which by the context of the FML this seems to be the case then maybe she should move on. I would have to know if there were multiple other instances where he expressed similar feelings and embarrassment. Either way a woman's body is beautiful no matter the shape so chin up.
special_Kaye 10
You should breakup with that asshole fir not appreciating you as you deserve