Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
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Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML
Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Today, I spent 2 hours scrubbing puke off the dishes in the kitchen. Why? Because my moronic flatmate was dared by his equally moronic friend to drink a bottle of castor oil and then eat an entire jar of marmite. As a result, he projectile vomited all over all the dishes and left me to clean up. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
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Chazzster 32
WTF didn’t brother have to be the one cleaning it up? If he’s too young to clean, the sprays should be stored out of his reach. Sounds like a parenting failure.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Shouldn't be spraying dishes with disinfectant either....that ***** not good safe....
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Comments (3)
Chazzster 32
WTF didn’t brother have to be the one cleaning it up? If he’s too young to clean, the sprays should be stored out of his reach. Sounds like a parenting failure.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Shouldn't be spraying dishes with disinfectant either....that ***** not good safe....
Mooglefox 24
Now that was a sticky situation right there. Everyone knew someone was gonna use this joke.