Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Top comments
Ben_Dover831 19
I think it's time to reevaluate your relationship because if he loves you he should not be embarrassed by the way you look.
_Peppermint_ 34
Wtf shouldn't he do the opposite??
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Comments (62)
Nysha 17
Bonus points if you do it by saying "This whole roommate thing isn't working for me, you should move out"
bonehead69 15
as everyone else said, he's an ass for that one.. but why would you put yourself in the position of him seeing you ? it's not like you didn't know he was coming. yes I might get burned for that but I'm just as concerned about him seeing you half naked.
CrazedSanity 17
The boyfriend could have been the one that opened the door without realizing the OP had entered the room.
hookumsnivy 6
You deserve it for not saying "My now ex-boyfriend"
Onyx3288 22
So embarrassed instead of jealous? That another guy saw you in your underwear... Yeah, maybe you guys need to talk about your relationship a little bit
wanted_2_want 40
This sounds like an introduction of a **** movie. Where the "boyfriend" agrees to let's his gf hook up with a "stranger" just to prove that she's attractive. Not that I watch these kind of movies BTW. LOL
DanielleinDC 34
It's one thing to be a bit embarrassed when a delivery person sees your significant other in his/her underwear. But to be ashamed of your partner and claim she's really your roommate is not a good thing, and you need to have a talk with him.
Stuffaluffagus 25
Dump his ass
supertacowaffle 41
What a prick
itsme82 18
Op, he doesn't deserve you. My heart is hurting for you. No woman should ever be made to feel bad by the person she's with because of how she looks. Ditch his ass and find a real man. Someone who will be proud to be seen with you. Someone who will think it's sexy as hell if the pizza man sees you in your underwear. Someone who will treat you like the queen you are.
worthypegram1 13
That's disgusting of your boyfriend. Time to dump him. Anyone that's ashamed to be dating you is someone that doesn't deserve you