Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML
Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML
Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML
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Top comments
Stunt_fml 5
My suggestion.. read the sign. It's less hassle and involves no thinking until AFTER YOU'VE READ THE SIGN!
brkn_hearted 0
stupid ass
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Comments (48)
brkn_hearted 0
stupid ass
JStromberg 0
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omgyoukilledkeny 0
Duuuuude 666 agree. Holy crap holy crap holy crap. It's the devils post!!! EDIT:damn now 675.FML.
prettybadfuckup 0
you're just kind of stupid. but i've done worse =)
Stunt_fml 5
My suggestion.. read the sign. It's less hassle and involves no thinking until AFTER YOU'VE READ THE SIGN!
Apocalyptus 0
Come on, you didn't even check the timetable?
KJRx 0
fail.
Axiomatt 0
you're an idiot, the reason your life sucks is due to this.
Boldmongoose 0
All I can say is, well more of an action...*Facepalm*
null_fml 11
Well they do look exactly the same from the back, but you should have checked if it was your first time using that bus route, or already known if it wasn't. YDI, unless they removed a stop that you're used to without posting an announcement on it for weeks in advance, which I doubt.
Intoxicunt 6
Nice name, OP. :) What would be better is if the bus you were waiting for drove by and splashed you with water from a puddle.
sebbo99 0
YOU IDIOT. CHECK THE SIGN, DUMBASS