Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
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MikuandKaito 24
ew wtf.
jbuckets_404 39
Tell her that your panty rental fee is $20/ pr. Time to put dem clothes into a lockable suitcase!!! Then tell her that her son/ you like to f*ck in her bed and leave a big wet spot soaking through the mattress with the sheets unchanged afterwards....
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MikuandKaito 24
ew wtf.
BurnInDemonFire 39
My guess is her logic told her "Girls share clothes, so why can't we?", and therefore it wasn't a problem. I do hope she cleaned them first, otherwise that was really nasty.
jbuckets_404 39
Tell her that your panty rental fee is $20/ pr. Time to put dem clothes into a lockable suitcase!!! Then tell her that her son/ you like to f*ck in her bed and leave a big wet spot soaking through the mattress with the sheets unchanged afterwards....
Rae Miller 10
Oh that is too close of a relationship between mom and son. #redflags
RichardPencil 32
I’m flummoxed. She created a boyfriend from you and you begrudge her a little test drive in your knickers? What the **** is wrong with you?
maikeru1979 23
you are usually witty with your comments Richard, but lately you seem to just be a Dick
RichardPencil 32
You're reading them wrong. I'm saying them in a fun, lighthearted way and you're reading them too seriously.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
omfg, she took them from the dirty laundry! I'm DISTRAUGHT
Dodge4x4Ram 46
That's not normal, get out yesterday.
Aphrodite 20
Hope you let her know they were hers now!
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
WeirdUS 30
That's really creepy they both don't see why that is wrong especially your bf. The fact your bf doesn't see it as weird sends up a few red flags about the relationship with his mother and the boundry issues and you guys sharing a house does make it more complicated.