Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
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Keevarou 17
Scented pads? First time I have heard of. Probably because Norway is slow with those stuff.. But when I think about it, pads kind of have a special weird sent about it anyway.. So FYL for having a dad that embarrasses you. At least your dad is not afraid to show what he means, and that can be good sometimes
SweetlyPsycho 4
What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!
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Keevarou 17
Scented pads? First time I have heard of. Probably because Norway is slow with those stuff.. But when I think about it, pads kind of have a special weird sent about it anyway.. So FYL for having a dad that embarrasses you. At least your dad is not afraid to show what he means, and that can be good sometimes
lindora 35
I'm kinda surprised you knew that pads had a weird smell about them. Not a lot of guys are aware of that.
ScaughtieHolden 11
A while back we established that you are, in fact, Kurt Cobain. Make more music please. :[
jenny123321 0
Yeaa they have those
Awes0meperson 10
Well, what did they smell like?
laden_swallow09 35
Same thing goes for tampons… I wonder why?
kira_the_boss 1
In my free time, I enjoy smelling pads
Haley_182 0
Dude you look like Kurt Cobain :)
shawnaishere 14
when you said pad smell weird I had to go to your profile to make sure you were a guy
shawnaishere 14
when you said pads smell weird I had to go to your profile to make sure you were a guy. Who goes around sniffing pads
happle 21
Scented pads? Who's going to smell them? Well... besides OP's dad...
happle 21
Scented pads? Who's going to smell them? Well... besides OP's dad...
elidine 0
Teen spirit
ragzilla 0
I think we have those in Norway, with camomile or something. But still, I don't understand why they add scent to it. Should rather have something scent neutralizing
annemarte 4
Haha, hvorfor vet DU det uansett? ;-)
heyy_tharr_ 5
...haha woww~
Roxxxxay 13
What's wrong with your dad?! FYL!
yahoowizard 16
Haha, isn't every dad embarrassing in their own way
nado13579 12
Mine insists that he's "cool" now because he stopped tucking his shirt in his pants. :P Everybody's dad has something.
igive 29
52- that's all it takes?! no wonder no one will talk to me. better start untucking my shirt :D
thatonewhitegirl 0
Using happy faces is hip :D
The666Ghost 17
You can have my dad if you want. Good luck finding the P.O.S.
eccentrix 12
YDI for taking your dad shopping for scented pads.
KM96 24
Maybe her mum was busy or is on a business trip or something and wasnt there to take her. So yeah, her dad had to take her ... So what ?!
SweetlyPsycho 4
What if her dad is a single dad?! You just sound like a complete jerk saying she deserves it for taking her dad!
ifoundalaska 11
It's actually a really good sign that the op is open with her dad about her period, and not embarrassed about it. Women should not have to only discuss their periods with other women, that's ridiculous.
LilTiki559 13
cuz we sooooooo want to talk about pads and periods.. Dad, okay, but everyone? No.
Eila1996 5
Wow thats embarrassing! I'd cry if my dad did that to me!
Hugh_Spreadum 4
Like that wouldn't make it more embarrassing or anything
Eila1996 5
21 - I wouldn't actually cry, I'd just be so embarrassed!
lindora 35
I can't imagine how awkward and embarrassing it would be for the cashier..
FMLshark 12
OP's dad: Smell this! Does it smell like "Fresh linen" to you? Where did you go for those pads, Bath and Body Works? I hear their summer-scented pad collections are to die for.
HoboSmeller 6
im thinking of quiting my job after this happened today.
2ndSucks 15
Why? You smell hobos but you can't smell pads?
therealslim 15
I think 5 is trying to say he wants to give up hobo smelling for pad smelling.. Or maybe i'm totally getting him wrong.
klovemachine 24
Embarrassing...maybe he's just trying to cover up the fact that a man is buying pads :)
BBoureaux 8
Yeah, asking everyone around him to smell the pads definitely increases the subtlety of the fact that he is buying them.
onlychildFTW 34
That's very strange to do. Your dad is strange OP. but now you've learned to not take your sad pad shopping. Or not to buy scented pads with him.
zandalee 20
Dads rock! Like most Dads, this Dad sees (& smells) the world in a special way... Thank God for Dads! This FML made my Mothers Day.
ryggsekk 8
my dad knokced me out wit one punsh right infront of my cusin who pissed himself. i think im mor traumaticed
GothicAngel17 24
I think you must have considerable brain damage from said incident.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
9 - Do you feel proud for being knocked out and being more "traumatized"? What a sad life you must live.
nado13579 12
9- I really want to hit you with a dictionary right now.
Gtaylorfication 0
You ever hear of this revolutionary invention called a dictionary? You should try one they are all the rage nowadays
Angel157 8
Did he punch you so hard that you forgot how to spell?
patrickalamo 48
Ok, you have a dad who loves you enough to go buy tampons with you. Most men run away from this. He prob. Did not know what to do. Tell him no comments on personal need items.
mollysticks 10
*pads
estes816 9
What did they smell like? Iron?
ladyLALAA 29
I cringed and laughed at this, the comment that keep giving!