megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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icadragoon 11
That's what they get for not knocking.
missyfiona89 28
You should learn to use your blinds. There're there for a reason.
Llamacod 11
*they're there
MGSPOP 1
When I moderated this FML, it had me dying. FYL op, I guess you can't lie & pretend you're not home anymore. ;)
fyreprincess 3
you say it like it's a bad thing. I bet the JW's have seen everything!
asherlyb0810 0
U wouldn't believe what we have seen
Shrike 24
^ The under-side of a rock for your whole lives?
Carlietaz 1
They deserve it for being so damn nosy. You should have waved while they were peeping.
Llamacod 11
have you ever considered that its op' s house and he should be able to do whatever he wants ?
calipilot227 16
Dad: "What do you want for your 18th birthday?" Me: "A Smith and Wesson pump action 12-gauge shotgun." Dad: "Why do you want a shotgun???" Me: "Two words: Jehovah's Witnesses." (true story)
Obito_Uchiha651 17
So you want to commit 1st degree murder instead of saying you're not interested.
jambalayaa 3
I'm banned?
asherlyb0810 0
They'll just send a different guy next time
geod69 8
Close your shades