megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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martinv19 6
On the plus side I don't think they will be knocking on ur door anymore!! :D
Vrb1981 0
THEY totally deserved it!
GSXRryders 2
That's actually hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing. FML KICKS ASS!!!!
Tanuis 3
FML them OP.. They should know better then to talk to a man while he is conversing with the lord.
TakeMeToRio 9
it's not even a FML - it's just funny as hell :D
bemyhorcrux 4
They totally deserved it.
theskaven 2
Every time you do that, a kitten dies.
Llamacod 11
...er, kitty massmurderer, is it really that confusing that you can't add the last,"er"
MarcusPotts 4
He was going to make you experience the coming of the spirit... apparently you beat him to it...
lizsoterBEAST 5
There's a picture to keep them from knocking on your door. It's of a doorknocker of a dude and his sack is the knocker. You should get that
Tempest559 12
I thought I was the only one who put that on display for the neighbors.
leezylvl3 3
Lmao!