Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Some people don't seem to have any form of shame.
Allie614032 34
Or maybe he'd already shat his underwear, and the skid marks were a much less extreme form of punishment than what you could've gotten.
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Comments (7)
Deez_Knots 10
Gross. I’m majoring in X-ray tech right now and hope I never encounter skid marks
RichardPencil 32
Oh, you will. It’s probably going to be one of the less gross things you’ll encounter.
Stella Renay Wolfgram 8
Best of luck to you.
yeongji 31
I hate to break it to you, but lets just say skid marks is not bad. Patients can leave behind things worse than skid marks on a table/stretcher. Be prepared to encounter anything you can think of.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Some people don't seem to have any form of shame.
Allie614032 34
Or maybe he'd already shat his underwear, and the skid marks were a much less extreme form of punishment than what you could've gotten.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he wasn’t wearing any underwear in the first place ;)
DonULFonso 22
That's what 'going commando' means.
RichardPencil 32
I read it that he went commando in the hospital gown, and had undies on in his street clothes.
Aliya Arapova 3
Maybe he wanted you to remember him for a long time after the X-ray)) definitely he cannot flirt
BrotherPhil 35
No disposable cover? In hospitals in the U.K.,we have a roll of paper at the top of the couch / bed / whatever, and between patients you dispose of the used bit and roll down some more. Makes problems like this a lot easier to deal with, and means you don't catch lice or impetigo from the previous patient.
Hangryko 32
I hope he got charged a cleaning fee.