megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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PYLrulz 17
Are you sure that's a FYL, or a FHL (or H/SDI if they were being a Peeping Tom?!?
glenbl54 11
Not think of closing the curtains?
babyrockstarkb 7
That's what they get for looking through the windows.
drller331 4
Oh well that's what they get for knocking on doors uninvited :-)
krewer21 1
Like a hero! No FYL or YDI!
In_some_bullshit 13
I wanted to vote your life sucks but it's at 420... I couldn't bf the 1 to change that perfect number! Ha!
In_some_bullshit 13
BE
monkiki62 5
Who cares they are annoying and technical. They also try to push what they believe on other people by coming to ur house. I'm glad I have the legal right to tell them to get the **** off my property.
Llamacod 11
technical?
andrade_anthony 0
Shut up
bmkc4 1
Thanks for the lesson since I'm a child learning the meaning of words.
monkiki62 5
Then get some parental control and get off this site.
LovelyGirl9 0
Well at least they won't go to your house anymore :)
monkiki62 5
Also u twits they don't believe Jesus was the messiah so don't make them out to be holy people like catholics etc they aren't even in that league.
Tali147 16
They do believe Jesus was the Messiah.
ChChCharlie 10
You're thinking of Jews...
andrade_anthony 0
We do believe Jesus was the messiah