Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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Top comments
Eorlas 31
she deserves severe punishment
knibbsy 4
Spray her in the face with it to teach her that it's not meant for living things. Or, make her eat one of the dead fish so she'll realize they aren't lemony.
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Comments (54)
Eorlas 31
she deserves severe punishment
derpherp 0
Buy a piraña and tell her too stick her pinky in there >:(
Aerious 0
Why so hatin' the lemon-smelling fish? :(
InnocentLies 0
Well it doesn't say how old is she. Maybe she didn't know better.
Eorlas 31
so the fish had to suffer for that blatant ignorance? bs. punish her.
xxmollyxx 25
Sure but it's her sister. If my parents caught me punishing my little brother, I myself would be severely punished. Vicious circle for sure. Just rat her out :)
rallets 23
that explains all the fish deaths..what did she do to the birds? o_O
WishResign 0
squirt lemons on her crotch & tell her you wanted her fish to smell like lemons... do this in front of her friends.
KristenWallen 0
I can't...what?? O.o
Not_so_innocent1 5
What the **** is wrong with you?
knibbsy 4
Spray her in the face with it to teach her that it's not meant for living things. Or, make her eat one of the dead fish so she'll realize they aren't lemony.
babyyninjas 1
agreeed
saxra 0
THATS EVIL >:(
ViviMage 40
Tapeworms in pet fish. So not a good idea!
tallmountain 0
I dont know why this made me lol....@op that is when you put her hand in warm water when shes sleeping.
cherryice16 0
my sister used to have a blue fish. she named it Bluey(:
drayloon 50
But was it Pine-Sol clean?
DakotaCat 4
Make her smell like spanking!
charlesnk7 0
loll gd one
perdix 31
Put a little butter and pepper on them, toss them on the barby and you've got some good eats! Have a Foster's with that, mate!
perdix 31
Of course you CAN, Kay, but MAY you??? Is this ax-kick something you do with your mouth? I'd go to Urban Dictionary, but I have only one free hand right now.
Sirin_fml 47
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xxmollyxx 25
Stupid child.
sumerflame07 7
Poor fishy. :(
stephanie911_fml 0
I think she's at the age where you're supposed to hide detergent and stuff from the kids, so it prevents them from doing things like this.
austingtr 1
I agree with you!
aback 5
See how she likes smelling like a kicked ass.