megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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magnetic_aura 26
Jehovah's Witnesses have only stopped by my place once. I was very polite and they gave me a brochure. I felt good about the encounter until I realized I was wearing a T-shirt that said "**** YOUR MORALS". Whoops.
dreadlocmask 15
A great way to get rid of them.
awesomeFTW 6
Should have just furiously stared at them while (you know what) and, BOOM! No more of them going to your house
Pooks7 12
They deserved it.
Rammer3500 23
Where is the "they deserved it" button?
jadelagrue 14
lol
Sansa_fml 38
Lets hope they gave up when they noticed you there.
Tripartita 45
It's okay; they probably were probably excited to witness another coming.
fallen_dragonkin 12
clearly, you need saving!
BWARD51 12
You didn't ask them to join?