megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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floup_fml 13
have you opened the door and gave them a handshake?
ColdSyrup 9
his fault m8
1gullible_bugger 34
You were in the privacy of your own home. If they don't want to risk seeing things like that, then maybe they should stop knocking on doors and looking in windows.
Sheena Schroeder 6
Great way to stop the harassment. I answered the door with nothing but a smile and a cat-o-ninetails in my hand. They never came back.