megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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harmtouch16 11
That's what I do when I open thr door to them. I just sit on down and go to town on myself. Quickest way to get them to GTFO.
duduv2 20
she probably got dared by her friends to do it.
zarrganaut 17
**** both your lives!
queenbeemofo 17
I'd watch that porno....lol no
taragis 7
you should have sprayed sonethibg into your mouth then violently scream "WITNESS ME!" But I'm not sure he'll get the reference.
omzz15 23
Forgive me father for I have cum
howbout_thisone 13
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha, best thing I read all day
Pretty_momma 6
Awkward...
HUGBUG 23
XD
jazzybaby179 22
That's when you stare into their eyes and keep going so they know not to come back lol