Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I was in a slump for my private eye business. My idiot brother-in-law recently got engaged to a woman we don't know, and had a gut feeling about. Through my search, it turns out she is still legally married and only filed for divorce 3 weeks before the engagement. I don't know how to bring it up. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
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xCrackerx 3
Well, now you and your brother have something else in common. Your wives are cheating ******.
Michael69 0
When life hands u lemons, make lemonade...Do i hear Threesome?
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Comments (281)
Dillybar 0
Lawl...ouch.
polecya 0
hahahahaha~
TheLoneWolf87 4
Hey people what happened to the previous FML?
cherrycolacherry 0
let me know if you find out...
JackDupp 11
I'm guessing it got pulled by the mods for being innappropiate. When you go to the doctor you expect confidentiality, not having your issues blabbed about on some website, even if it is anonymous.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Look on the bright side...at least your money didn't go to waste?
Gia0896 0
Well, YDI because you wanted to know..
FarSide 23
I assure you... to a New Jersey woman... it makes no difference whether it's a man, woman, or thoroughbred...
AlexZB 0
tell your bro...
cerebellum_fml 0
lmao FarSide.
kewlcat 0
reminds me of the show cheaters
nastynate 0
That's so hot
skullbashd 3
hot
urface132 0
cheat on her with your brother
CaptSkippy 9
no effen way it's Dilly! how's KAW?!?!
Michael69 0
When life hands u lemons, make lemonade...Do i hear Threesome?
patrickhb 0
No, you don't... more likely would be the world's most awkward foursome. Would you really **** both your own and your brother's wife? By the way......... THIRTY-FOURTH XD (sarcasm. No-one gives a shit about placings. If you're a person who does... please die in a hole.)
LewJH 0
I lol'd.
daen1234 0
Kinda depends on the brothers...there are plenty out there that wouldn't mind Eiffel Towering both those chicks.
TheLetterZero 7
Congratulations, #2, for being the first "threesome" retard on this post!
DameGreyWulf 1
I dunno... people always say "oh that means threesome/foursome" but obviously the chicks don't want it from the guys. Three/foursome denied.
Starchild21 3
Lol you can't blame all theses guys for thinking all girls want a threesome/foursome. I mean all the pornos they watch have it happen like clockwork I'm sure. _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
allie2590 31
They are idiots for thinking **** is realistic.
Jimboom 12
When life hands you lemons, find some tequila!! It depends on how close him an his brother are and how long they have been married as if the OP see's his sister in law as a sister then it's not really going to work. However if they are not that close then wayhay!! Get in there. Even if he just gets to **** his wife while she mouth ***** his sister in law. That could still be hot. ;)
qwerty123456789 0
Fortunately, only a few people get your joke, but that's ******* disgusting. As for the FML- that's more like a MLIG.
gamer_girl_0 8
Probably a brother foursome
evil_teddy_bear 0
third! & wow......................
xCrackerx 3
Third? Someone give this guy a trophy.
Jaywin 3
evil_teddy_bear is all about that bronze
greenltrn2003 0
^lmfao....epic #76 but OP, I say dont pout too long. Be a man, follow your wife when she goes over, film it, upload it on the internet. "Thats the natural way Lois...thats the natural way"
Nerds_vengence 0
I hate you. Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.
Anarchy_fml 0
Dude, invite them all over...THREESOME PLEASE?!
LewJH 0
Foursome ;D
nads_fml 0
Uh win? Sorry but it's every mans dream of a threesome with two women. Go for it.
TheLetterZero 7
No it is not. Don't make stupid generalizations.
Rouge_Plague 0
Ok, every guy who is a horny bastard and has no self control. There
mike1921 0
No, I'm a perverted guy who's fantasies are without control. Mine are more ****** up then just 3SOME, but require only one woman, the third person could be anyone, since said ****** up act doesn't require me to touch them (and no, they can't watch! YOU MUST GET INVOLVED)
allmidnighteyes 11
JOEY GRECO!
l0v3t0h8 0
yes!!!!
KBear816 0
At least it's not flesh & blood that's betraying you. It's whats married to your flesh and blood....
glitchead 0
that.. and his "flesh" has no blood ;D JK.
pickwick716 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You hired a private investigator... You must be one sharp ******* tac
lolanonie 0
HAHAHA TRUE DAT
haha_lmao_rofl 0
damn, 15 years, thats rough man. But if it were ur brother u could at least beat his ass... but its a chick. idk what to say other than. what a bitch
pyroanarchist23 0
who cares if its a woman, go ahead and beat her ass lol no double standards!
look_its_me 0
considering 9s name, that wasn't very funny. but I agree with comment above me^^
xCrackerx 3
Well, now you and your brother have something else in common. Your wives are cheating ******.
BrEnNo1023 5
wrong, #10 they're cheating bisexuals. (because it would be totally backward and unlikely that they would have husbands if they were lesbians) OP: just you and your bro divorce those women, or sort some sort of agreement out that doesn't involve divorce....i'm sure you can do that But seriously, it's not that hard to work out a problem like this. cheating happens. it's not like it's a genetic trait present in only a select minority of people in some small rural towns.
Sprocket 5
You'd be surprised how many married women are lesbians. They usually go into the marriage mistaking a strong friendship (friends with benefits?) as true love or their family pressures them into marrying and she thinks it will work out.
MattChristensen 14
You just have a lot of friends