Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
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Top comments
Yellow_Fish79 11
Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm
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Comments (106)
DocBastard 40
Your boyfriend naired it right on the head. You should definitely try to be neeter.
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
You're my hero!
kirklandt 0
Why don't you shave its gross when girls have hairy legs
fuzzbuck1 4
Maybe u should shave:)
perdix 31
Of course, you can't stay with him . . . his wife would object. And I think his kids will be none too happy about it.
Joey44 15
Hint: when nothing you've said relates to the content of the original fml, you're trying too hard to make a witty response.
DocBastard 40
Are you really giving posting advice to the most prolific commenter on this site, a guy with over 10,000 comments? Stick around - most of Perdix's comments are profane, vulgar, irrelevant, irreverent, or some combination.
jennt89 10
You need a new boyfriend ASAP
thehouseaddict 3
Sorry, but that's ******* gross. Go shave.
calianne 0
Some girls don't shave in the winter because what's the point? We rnt I shorts or anything! No ones gonna see them! And if they do and they don't like it, too damn bad. Guys have hairy legs too. y'all can deal.
ilyWoods 5
83-Totally agree :)
hateevryone 15
and that's your boyfriend?
uprising_fml 0
it's okay OP, lots of girls don't shave much during cold weather . I mean, legs, under arms, bikini, that's a lot to shave ! guys are aloud to not shave their face, so why can't girls not shave their legs ? it is a personal preference, who cares . if you don't like it, pick someone else .
Freeze_fml 17
What? I'd understand your argument if you had said guys don't need to shave their legs, but their face? Actually, there are women who'll break up with you for having a beard or a 'stache.
uprising_fml 0
you are probably right; but there are also guys who might break up with girls or certainly not date them, because of the societal pressure to shave . I personally don't care if my boyfriend shaves or not, as I said it is his preference .
Freeze_fml 17
I'm showing you that this double standard you're trying to define is non-existent. Women shave their legs. Men shave their face. The preference is up to the individuals, and not a blanket statement. But judging from the thumbs I can see there are vast amounts of women who think it's a one-sided sword. Whatever.
MissMeanie 5
They must be pretty hairy for him to have said that.
listicka 5
I hope he is no longer your boyfriend.