Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
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Top comments
Yellow_Fish79 11
Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm
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Comments (106)
Yellow_Fish79 11
Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!
mariyaaa 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ask him to come over and snuggle, that'll keep you both warm;)
mariyaaa 0
*but shave first lol
MelTheGreat 23
What did you say? That was seriously so uncomfortable to read...
n_epic_fail 14
It's no shave November... Not no shave November and December.
auterocks101 0
Speak the truth...
mthammer 4
Im pretty sure his heater didnt break
cocobulla1 4
Um shave?
RedPillSucks 33
Not all cultures make their women shave.
n_epic_fail 14
Damn Europeans, but since she's obviously offended I'd take it's not acceptable.
KeyboardWarrior 10
I don't think I'd wanna share my bed with chewbacca either.
HetaliaFreak 10
This would be normal if she were French.....
mauguster 15
Why not chewwy is like a very large shaggy dog xD I agree though then tell him to gtf over there and keep u warm
im_so_ninja 0
when I was in hospital, I asked the nurse why she didn't shave her legs, and she said her boyfriend prefers it because it feels realer.
BayleeWasHere 1
What a jerk. Dump him.
KeyboardWarrior 10
It was probably a joke. Shut up.
bn326160 13
At least the hair on your leg will keep you warm! :p No, sorry, that sucks :(
Hollandiscrazy 12
Ja dat is inderdaad niet zo aardig van je. Ou tu n'habite pas à la partie néerlandophone de la Belgique? I hope my vocubulary is allright xd But you're comment is rude! Imagine if you didn't shave your legs because you were very busy working or something like that and your boyfriend would say that to you :O My girlfriend would break up I think. Good thing you were just joking ;)
GrimyEmu 3
Dude...what
Icecream93 4
Aren't you smart speaking 3 languages. Speaking dutch and french doesn't make you cool. And I know,, im dutch myself
Icecream93 4
The first sentence is dutch it means thats not so nice of you indeed and the french one is something about where he lives in belgium or holland r some shit
SmeXikoE 3
I just translated what he said, he pretty much told OP of comment how he wanted to foreplay with her, and the pounding she'll receive. Trust me I Googled it.
murdersquirrel 15
Comments got moderated... ;(
dkhannar 0
R u saying this from experience? Lol srry
logan1819 4
Very true
CSC_fml 5
Your absolutely gorgeous! Just had to point that out :) Cheers
fallapart 5
Now she knows how much her boyfriend loves her.
santel_fml 8
Haha it must be experience!!
santel_fml 8
64- haha it must be from experience!!
LullzKitteh 1
that's what he already said, u frikkin' retard!
Prescott6185p 6
You should definitely hmu at 693-6185 ;) an no I'm not like a 40 year old creeper, I'm 15 about to be 16 :)
zoPwNAgEzo 21
You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm
chocol8m 6
Leg warmers! Oh wait, u already have some :D
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Or OP can shave her legs and stay at her bfs house ;)
Isoldael 27
Knit them from her shaven leg hair?
flamegrilled123 3
Go to another friends house then
GodsLittleMistak 8
Harsh,dump him and find yourself someone who actually cares about u!
GodsLittleMistak 8
*you,sorry
perdix 31
Exactly! The douchebag could bring over a razor and a can of Nair if he were worth a shit!
ladyLALAA 29
There is nothing wrong with using correct grammar.
margie2194 12
Dumping him is a bit harsh. Maybe OP's BF just said it without realizing how insensitive it is. I know my boy friend says brutally honest stuff without thinking about the implications, but I still love him.
Troll_spray 6
Instead of dumping him get some revenge. Let your pubes grow and whenever he asks for sex he will be in for a surprise. Too much? D:
RedPillSucks 33
That's more than brutally honest, that's mean spirited.
Trainspotting_fml 9
He should learn, never upset a wookie…
permannator 10
Epic win^
holeyman 8
¡What a boss!
qwertsarecool122 23
There's this new invention called a razor? you should try it.. Just saying
Hewrro 14
There's this new invention, like, called freedom over your own bodyyyyy? You should, like, totally try it sometime!!!! Just saying. ;D
rachellooo 0
Hey who needs heat after that burn?
chocol8m 6
Beast comment.
EllyMo 15
Try a different approach 'hey, the heating in my house won't work how bout you keep me warm?' Should probably shave first though...
Morgan65 5
You nutter :)
supersmeg12345 10
Maybe he's actually willing to let you stay at his place but is hinting to you that you need to shave your legs first. That's just nasty...come on. Take care of yourself. If you want your bf to see you as a sexy woman. Then you gotta work on it!
uprising_fml 0
every time you comment I want to thumb you down in hopes of your nasty ass picture disappearing .
Llamassss 21
I will join you in the uprising.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Sorry but hairy legs aren't sexy. If you don't want to be seen as sexy that's fine but then you have no right to bitch when someone tells you you have nasty legs.
bubblepaarty 5
legs hairs aren't as nasty as your picture 13.
RedPillSucks 33
So the standard of beauty is prepubescent hairlessness?
Jaxx66 21
What's funny is we are mammals. We naturally have hair- and then women decide we should shave, men got used to it an we forgot we were mammals!
miZscrZee 0
I don't know why there is so many THUMBS DOWN on ur comment..but I understand why ur DP will get a lotta thumbs down. LOL, but I thumbed up.(:
JaneChemi_fml 21
ok supersmeg, that's only the little boys of the world. my boyfriend and many of my guys friends say that they couldnt care less about stuff like that. they find a woman sexy because they love her. and lord knows what a hassle it is to shave all the time.