Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I think it's a bad sign when you have a fan going and several windows open in a room, yet you are still hot enough to be sweating even when you take off some of your clothes. Of course, I could be wrong. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
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IAlwayForget 1
Go to the doctors NOW! Let him do a full blood count. You're iron values (don't know if that's the right term in English) may be too low. I'm struggling with the same exact problem at the moment.
confused_lemon 8
Maybe see a doctor? That doesn't sound normal...
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IAlwayForget 1
Go to the doctors NOW! Let him do a full blood count. You're iron values (don't know if that's the right term in English) may be too low. I'm struggling with the same exact problem at the moment.
confused_lemon 8
Maybe see a doctor? That doesn't sound normal...
RichardPencil 32
Get your boyfriend to a doctor -- he has a fever. Maybe even Covid!!
Ambrily 27
I think you both might need to see a doctor, OP. It seems he's overheating and you're definitely feeling too cold for being inside.
diraven 15
Turn the heat up so he'll have to take off the rest of his clothes.
RichardPencil 32
And if that doesn't get her hot, she needs to find a new boyfriend!
txangul 15
Put on socks. That'll help warm you up
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Trick for him is to have a fan on him. I have the same body temp issues, gotta have a fan on me or I overhear regardless of how cold it is sometimes
peterblackmer91 12
I think you need to visit the Dr.