Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
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Top comments
Yellow_Fish79 11
Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm
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Comments (106)
Hollandiscrazy 12
I think something's wrong. That was really unfriendly of him to say. I guess you two have had a recent fight, otherwise: go check what's up... Is he hiding something from you? But if it's true what he says: damn, do something about it!
hollyman 0
Owned!
linnybear831 4
No shave November!!!
EllyMo 15
In mid December?
alstbv12 13
Well I carried no shave November over. Mustache march shall be legen...wait for it...dary!
DreBeezy 9
Then clogged drains in December! I think thats what everyone was missing. :)
Troll_spray 6
*puts couple of razors in a nice box * Here Op merry x-mas. =)
Peach3 1
Whoa! Somebody is sending you a strong message about hair removal.
your_ma 27
Thank you captain obvious!
ClumsyKee 14
Wow, that was pretty insensitive...
cntryiscntrywide 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Then shave, it's basic hygiene.
addy367 2
You're an idiot. Shaving has nothing to do with keeping oneself clean; it's really just a preference. Especially since shaving is nothing more than what society thinks a woman "should do" with her body. If OP doesn't want to shave, it's her choice.
5t3ff1k4h 47
21 - Hair is in no way unclean provided you wash it daily, just like with the rest of your body. This is what you're trying to say: We should all be bald because hair is disgusting. See how that makes sense? HINT: It doesn't. As others have said, shaving is a preference and doesn't -have- to be done.
KissMyGeek 2
What The **** does shaving have to do with hygiene? Hairy man legs are unhygienic then? Give your head a shake!
Troll_spray 6
*sprays 21 with troll spray* begone pest!
Jaxx66 21
Being a mammal is part it..... I don't see why we should shave our legs. I do cause the hair feels funny when I put on pants and it's all pickly. Lol. But it's natural.
alexh15 13
Shame
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
Well at least you won't need to waste money on leg warmers. :o
Famousasb 0
Shaving isnt really considered basic hygiene... Sure, its nicer and all, but having hairy legs doesnt make you dirty or anything.
soopafreak 11
Yeah, it makes you French. :D