Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
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Top comments
Yellow_Fish79 11
Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm
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Comments (106)
xii_clueless 0
The more harrier you are The more fluffier you are And welll, whats not to love Havent he ever heard of the more merrier ;]
QueenMichael 16
Break. Up.
mattorama 15
A not so gentle hint that shaving is appreciated.
deprived13 3
Sounds like he has something to hide or someone I should say. Plus the insult just adds to the fact that he does
boardforlife 0
Maybe he isn't ready for that type of commitment you ignorant *****
DocBastard 40
What type of commitment? Providing warm shelter for his girlfriend while her heat is broken? Do you even know what "ignorant" means?
AirborneArmy13B 0
You have a winner don't ya?
castlebabii 6
Take it as a hint and shave you monkey!!!
ydfml2 0
Your pic is saying. "oh shit did I just call her a monkey out loud?"
tatayannmermen 3
....I don't understand how girls can go that long without shaving their legs. I can't stand to go longer than a day without shaving mine.
DreBeezy 9
That was..... rude.
karmicsamadi86 9
What a tool!