Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm
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Comments (106)
Dianaax33 9
Bahaha! Win, bitch. xD
Rackul 10
why do you stay with this douchebag
xXLove_MurdersXx 4
LOL, that's harsh, but funny. >_
ForeverGLFan 6
You officially have the worst boyfriend in Sweden. Seriously, dump him. Leg hair or not, if he's letting you freeze at your place, he doesn't care about you at all.
arbogas 5
hun, this is just his way of telling you to shave more often, apparently you didn't get his hints yet... i can even imagine you whine about him not getting yours!!
mondayna 3
Wow you get your self in a Hairy situation! Get it? Anyone? ****. *crawls in cave"
cooltatgar 31
LOL, nice one... I get it, so get out of your cave. XD
chocomilkshake 5
If you don't want to shave its not a big deal, and he's mean. If its like irritating him physically though (??) it makes sense (like how a guy's beard or chin stubs can itch or hurt or something). meeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaan. edit: or maybe you guys like to say rude things to each other for the lulz or something?? idk, haha
imani132 6
What a jerk!
kolten1099 0
Sasquatch.
kchabot 2
Ew.