First date
Nerves, dear?
Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
lapines01
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML
dontask
United States
Classy
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
avaiia
Chicago, United States
Date night
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
shithappens
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
great.
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
socially awkward cupcake
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
manderz?
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Beach Haven, United States
Love is…
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Amanda
United States
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Anonymous
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Top comments
1known 34
If he stays, he really likes you too.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Nerves? I hope not on your date
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rainbowdonnareed 18
Nerves? I hope not on your date
1known 34
If he stays, he really likes you too.
Chazzster 32
When I lived in San Diego, I took my girlfriend (now wife) to Las Vegas to a nice hotel. We were already on an intimate basis but she had been implying how wonderful a time we were going to have there. By the time we checked in my girlfriend was so nervous she came down with diarrhea. Then when I went to the gift shop in the hotel for OTC diarrhea medicine, she was mad because I had to pay nearly $10 for a small container of Pepto Bismol - But it eventually rescued the trip. Even to this day if my wife gets really nervous she gets diarrhea. Hopefully things eventually worked out OK for you.
easybree 10
she was mad over $10??