Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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WavRace 14
Trust me when I say you'll find better.
nikkipettyfer 24
Yep, he's out
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Comments (86)
juggalonathan0 2
Where'd he take you?(:
apaul982 14
Just a bump in the road till you find someone better
JoseTheSmexican 11
Maybe hes spider man and keeps getting caught up while saving new york
ally8 21
He probably did it on purpose. Move on, he's obviously an idiot
lilchica22001 22
Was his name Emerson? Sounds like my ex and I live in Florida too.
Clevelandians 17
She COULD maybe potentially possibly have been a huge bitch about it and he stood her up to get back at her and she DID deserve it YDI
Aimeejasmine 15
All we know is he didn't put enough effort into the relationship, stop making assumptions to blame OP for getting stood up like wtf, that's so goddamn immature and hurtful why are you adding to that hurt by saying they deserved it for giving them a second chance??? Victim blamers are worrying people
mattrd_fml 31
Why would the guy you dumped want to make it up to you if the relationship was over?
Kamikazek 6
You were clearly dating a superhero. These are textbook signs. He's always busy fighting crime, so it seems like he isn't invested in the relationship, but he can't say anything without giving away his secret identity. So he asks for one last chance and arranges a date to make it all up to you, but wouldn't you know it, at that exact time there just happens to be a burning school full of children. Why if I had a nickel for every time I've seen this happen in a comic...
jadenjacksonm 14
what an asshole, you don't need him OP
sassy2085 16
Well you did break up with him and it seems he is not interested in the relationship. Trust me when I say if a guy is interested they will walk through fire to be with you.