Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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WavRace 14
Trust me when I say you'll find better.
nikkipettyfer 24
Yep, he's out
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Comments (86)
saffy66 34
I would think he'd done it deliberately to punish you, meanwhile trying to tell himself you totally wanted him back. Not calling to cancel, when he invited you and was supposed to be making it up to you, is a clear sign of this. Never mind OP, you did the right thing in ending it and then did the decent thing in giving him a second chance. Now you know what he's really like and you won't have any regrets.
itsyourownfault 6
kind of your own fault
Aimeejasmine 15
What possible reason would suggest it's OPs fault?
munchly 17
Urg!! Men -.-
EarlFug 19
That's the kind of guy who gives guys a bad name. There are decent ones out there.
havahnegila 22
I don't know him, but don't judge him too harshly. Sometimes people have things going on in their own life that makes them unreliable. They have to work through their own stuff before they can be there for someone else.
shmoooopie 29
Then he shouldn't have asked her to meet up with him. He's a douche
YourOpinionSucks 22
I don't know how you didn't see that coming. He obviously did that to get back at you for dumping him. Either way, now you know he's not worth the time and effort.
spacepants 11
You dumped the guy and are surprised that he isn't ok with that? YDI
CS_Pats 9
Are you 12?
LyricaSilvan 30
And you're surprised?
dakatabg 31
I see a little improvement there
lyricalservant 21
Can't say that it was not expected. What makes you think he'll change anyway. Sounds like a jerk to me.