Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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WavRace 14
Trust me when I say you'll find better.
nikkipettyfer 24
Yep, he's out
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Comments (86)
Charles900 16
Well, he proved once and for all why you broke up with him.
Exaspera 55
It doesn't appear to me that she was trying to restart anything. Only to eat lunch and maybe get some closure.
Pauline96_fml 20
What exactly did you expect to happen...
ASeeR 14
Since he did not put any effort it means he does not want you.. you should see that coming.. just end everything and be with someone who deserves you
Goblin182 27
If you pick up a snake and it bites you, don't blame the snake. You knew it was a snake when you picked it up.
writerchic85 26
This reminds me of when I got asked out by this guy and when I showed up to meet him he never showed. Later he texted me with a bunch of insults and saying he was going out with his ex because she puts out lol. Funny thing is months later after I got with my boyfriend he started texting me again trying to get with me for some reason.
latenerd 11
Wow, sorry that happened. On the bright side, at least now you definitely know you made the right choice.
Desi_D123 27
I don't see how one lunch would've made up for what seems like quite a number of shortcomings, OP. But hey, to each his own, huh?
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
I was going to put a long and interesting reply here but I
KenielX 7
I'm pretty sure that maybe they would've gone to lunch as friends because you know people can still be despite breaking up. I doubt OP was going to get back together with him and nothing in this post even signaled that. You are just really jumping to conclusions here when you're thinking that she was going to get back together with him.