Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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WavRace 14
Trust me when I say you'll find better.
nikkipettyfer 24
Yep, he's out
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Comments (86)
K_kanaka 26
Yep, you're better off without him.
Sazzles 17
That proved you made the right decision then.
srhearrell 21
If he can't even show up for a lunch HE set up, he's definitely not worth trying to keep. Move along.
Cads1 24
Guess he decided you are too much effort.
Stillo 25
you should have invited a friend to meet you instead, then jokes would be on him!! :D
Stillo 25
you should have invited a friend to meet you there, then jokes would be on him!! :) but really **** him, you did the right thing in the first place, this really just confirms it, to be so childish as he is... you don't need that in your life :) hugs
RS_Menace 19
if you break up with someone for any reason, stick with that decision, otherwise you'll end up breaking up with them again for that exact same reason further down the track. atleast you learnt that lesson relatively quickly
HappyItalian 38
Why did you even accept? (Especially knowing that he doesn't put much effort into things)
Stephanoze 23
Wow sorry OP! He sounds like a jerk! Better luck with the next one :)
jttorkildson 21
I hate to say it, but I think he probably just wanted to end the relationship on his terms. You ended it and it slighted his ego, so he got you to "come back" and he stood you up so that he feels validated, like he got the last word in.
dcam13 19
looks like you made the right call.