horribleday
Ozark, United States
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Anonymous
Random Ass Memory
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Anonymous
Jette, Belgium
Where are you?
Today, it's my birthday. After I chose a restaurant, made a reservation, and organised a babysitter, I've been sitting here alone for over an hour, still waiting for my husband to show up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
HLRJ
Concord, United States
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Anonymous
Apopka, United States
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Cheap date
Skint
Today, my husband took me out for my birthday dinner. When it was time to pay, he took out a stack of gift cards. I asked where he got them, and he said he got them as a bundle at Costco, and saved sixty bucks on the meal. He then got annoyed with me when I told him it made me not want birthday sex. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML
Birthday blues
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
Top comments
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
Was it a surprise or planned? If it was a surprise he may have just not known. If it was planned... he's a jerk.
wanted_2_want 40
I'm pretty sure he missed the dessert... if you know what I mean.
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imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
Was it a surprise or planned? If it was a surprise he may have just not known. If it was planned... he's a jerk.
wanted_2_want 40
I'm pretty sure he missed the dessert... if you know what I mean.
Lobby_Bee 18
Wouldn't have that problem if you made pizza.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
$5 he showed up after midnight drunk because his buddies took him out drinking.
Glowworm56 27
He's not getting any birthday desert tonight.
cacheson 42
He's definitely not getting birthday dessert, but he's almost certainly getting a desert. :D
Glowworm56 27
Thanks, didn't realize my silly spelling mistake.
sagefitts 25
How is that even possible...?
Starlight8 14
Maybe he never came home?
CRC_101 31
It's his birthday. Aside from it being rude for him not to tell you - IF he didn't - I feel like he should get to decide what he does for his birthday. If he suddenly got an opportunity to do something fun, shouldn't he get to?
RichardPencil 32
He probably wanted to avoid mentioning the dirty knife.
Ruby_Gloomy 3
I know how you feel today is my birthday also and my husband is still working and I had to cook my own birthday breakfast, lunch and dinner.. and I'm still waiting on him to come home because I'm gonna hit him with this bottle wine
piinksock 17
you're coming off a little entitled there. is he at work? maybe he'll do something nice for you tomorrow or on the weekend.
HellsBells2710 6
Rude.