Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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WavRace 14
Trust me when I say you'll find better.
nikkipettyfer 24
Yep, he's out
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Comments (86)
shemademedoit 20
you kinda deserved it. you actually think he was going to go after not putting effort on the relationship?
KMSU11 6
That sucks
fabcade 14
I'm sorry that does suck :( I accidentally hit the wrong thing. I know what it feels like to have hope in people then get crapped on.
gintwinsmoore 20
ydi for going back...you knew what it was originally and shame on you. I hope you've learned your lesson.
Hitman77 2
Y.D.F., for putting yourself in that situation.
Peachtranquility 15
This almost exact thing happened to me!
Desticles69 13
should have known better!
TuneSyon 7
didn't learn from the first time?
Muttley9 13
I do have sympathy for you, but the old saying applies: "Screw me over once, shame on you; screw me over twice, shame on me... because I should of seen it coming the second time."
Hildy93 21
You gave him a second chance and it didn't work so game over for him