Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML
Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"
TheRealHouse 7
that's what she said.. oh wait..
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Comments (162)
IndigoAcrylic 9
I would have replied with:"Honey...I've got a foot long just from looking at that fine ass of yours (;" I am SO not gay btw xD
IndigoAcrylic 9
I don't smoke. I blow ;O
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lol...to be honest I am straight as a rainbow circle.
SoSickWithIt 14
So are you confirming you're gay?.. I'm just asking what the people wanna know.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lol....I was being sarcastic when I said 'I'm So not gay' xD No shit I'm gay as a jay. XD
farhil 14
Yes you are. You said stellar in your profile. Ur GAY
mrahhhhh 21
Hahahahahaaaa that is hilarious! :D
AgentSmith79 9
Well then I'm sorry to inform you that you and I won't be spending any time in the bedroom...
shelbygordon44 7
17.... Come at me.....
ikickyourbutt 9
That's hilarious. I would have said that too haha
HowBoutYouShutUp 7
Lmaaoo! I remember moderating this :D
V19Spartan 1
To be fair, who can really handle a black mamba?
12dcevin 5
You realize those things are fake right?
lakersfan21 0
Kobe Bryants wife
barbiieee 10
Smooth move.
klockworkz 3
Lol!!!!
iloooovemylife 7
Wonder what's the guys reaction be like ?