Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML
Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"
TheRealHouse 7
that's what she said.. oh wait..
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TheRealHouse 7
that's what she said.. oh wait..
Iamnotmyself 17
12? God you're terrible, I can handle two 16's. As if sandwiches are that hard to eat.
LouisianaBob 9
Once when I was in subway I asked for a football meatlong, I realized what I said after the people behind me started laughing so I laughed too and I would have laughed if I heard you say that.
ed11 1
Shudv had a v8
VeroAnne 11
I don't think many people can so it's okay ;)
DrIDGAF 7
I have a feeling he asked you if you wanted the special sauce next
wintamint101 7
well i'm sure you aren't the only one who can't
powderpuffjord13 0
LOLOL!
steveakafranxy 7
#29 that joke is ancient
CareFace 16
My lady can handle 12 inches...! She swallows too... Not much use spitting out food when you're hungry.
Eaglestrike117 29
YDI
andy_l 14
We can split it.
hzsambo 3
woooow
weewee1 0
Please for only five dollars I wouldn't handle a footlong either. Economy's bad right now and things don't come cheap. ;)
rallets 23
lmfao
scrapmetal58 9
You can't handle 12 inches? Pssft. Amateur.
FMMFL1992 3
if you're a girl this isn't so ba.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
It's still just as bad if it was a girl. Funnier if it's a male, though. I can so see this happening though.. Neither an FML or a YDI. Just a very unfortunate uttering.
kingatowning 2
So a 6 inch then? Or maybe a 3 inch? I hear even the kids can handle those.
aFatFuck 0
Did he recommend you try the tuna sandwich?
icanhazblivions 1
nah. it wouldn't make you bleed. for sure.
DeathbatAttack 17
You cant handle 12"? whats wrong with you.
FarSide 23
Well, not in the mouth perhaps...
FarSide 23
If a girl behind the counter were to ask me if I could handle a 12", I think I might gag.
christianmary182 0
This is funny because I work at subway and hear things like this all the time (:
hobbsicle805 0
mind outta the gutter OP
zukinihudini 0
Was he dissappointed?
JurassicHole 5
But the gutter is a fun place to let your mind wander :)
Cereal_Is_Good 5
OP could've easily saved themselves from some embarrassment by winking at the sandwich man after that statement.
xmayne 0
Don't knock it unless you've tried it
amerwin 3
Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"
hzsambo 3
good respond
zaveeshaveesh3 7
It was until you ruined it
muffins650 1
Hope op chose the white meat
broken_red_wagon 6
Brilliantly executed :D
baccaz16 0
Hahaha. I wonder what that guy was thinking xD
whatisupthesky_fml 0
ha
OMNOMN0M 0
hahah, I really hope he said something funny xD
teentee401 37
83: Not sure if a race joke...or...
amerwin 3
Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"
crazyrunnergirl 7
Hahahahahahaha. I so wish I could have seen his face
saIty 17
I wonder could a 12 incher kill a woman?
mollyslips 13
nooo, just make her bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!
vbmg152 19
No! It won't!! :-)
Mjwnenrjs 17
Mollyslips, it looks like your taking a 12 incher in your pic ;)
PrestonG95 7
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Iamnotmyself 17
Ask Chuck Norris?
j_cat187 20
I could see getting stuck
MrBangala 0
All of it inside. It's just not good you will bleed
ikhlas101_fml 0
Ouch :(
mollyslips 13
47, for a first timer, taking 12 inches would make you bleeed? i dont have any experience thank ****, but im pretty scared of that situation happening!!:P
AtPasalacqua 9
It's really not THAT bad though. You could have said a lot worse.
hannahtaskey 9
Your picture goes with this comment very well.
kiwiwirox 0
ikr its all about stupid blondes
JokerJohn7 0
7 is right. And its not even funny in the first place, just very stupid
flagg1888 3
I am wondering, is it an FML because you lied because you could take 12 inches??
Nyolia 11
Oh God, I'm laughing so hard from this.
littlemissgrace 15
Bahaha I totally would say something like that on purpose xD
HappyLimbless 4
Same xD
FlurffyPupQueen 7
Too bad fml doesn't a have a like and dislike button instead ;)
a_nutritionist 10
...it does.
bawlerr75 9
I'm sure he didn't ask for yuur number then aha