Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
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PeachyJinx 7
I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe
Xmarshall16X 5
Sounds reasonable.
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Comments (205)
mr_miyagi 0
haha
Xmarshall16X 5
Sounds reasonable.
bigfoot89 4
he thought he was in McDonalds
NeonBlack 0
ITS NO LONGER AVAILABLE? WHAT THE FUUUU- * punches hole in wall*
MrFlintstone 5
next time just bring him the alvocado
Idonebeenhad 17
he probably meant avocado wasn't available anymore, I've never seen it at subway before
Iamnotmyself 17
Dude your overreacting, avocado could make a man kill for, why so harsh?
juicedboi 7
Your lucky thats all he did. Don't get between a man and his avocado. Life lesson learnt.
mboehm88 3
You just don't come between a man and his avocado.
Jacobt24 19
I thought Subway never said "No." Dumb commercials.
imaberry95 0
you are so lucky you weren't killed, he could have been like "GIVE ME MY AVOCADO OR DIE BITCH"
FMLollie 7
Avocado is the best!!
pertained 12
must be because of it's glorious skin benefits, or something.
ramboman19 8
If I wanted avocado bad enough, I would have just got my sandwich and then take a trip to the store and find one ripe avocado. Problem solved. Screw subway anyways. That place gave me food poisoning for two weeks.
MizzErikaHart 8
subway only had avocado for like a month and it's gone already ;•[
AceShots95 0
technically..he never said "no" he just said "its not available"
MizzErikaHart 8
uhhh op said "it's no longer available" I dont usually like to correct people but I'm on a 3 hr layover at the airport so whatever....
rawrrawrrachael 0
the guy is such a hardcore mother ******
CommonSenseKarma 17
The dangers of avocado addiction.
ginaatheging 3
avocados man, they can make you do some crazy shit
MicMic_fml 7
Must've watched too much drama..
pertained 12
would that be Korean?
Nosrebor 8
idk I probably would have done the same thing....
1958x 6
That sounds kinda gross.
AnonymousOne234 3
really? i would have never guessed that it being gross was the point of the FML
1958x 6
I was talking about the sandwich with avocado.
AnonymousOne234 3
yeah..i thought this was a different FML..i thought it was the one about the guy never washing his hands..FML XD
knocking 0
Yeah, it doesn't sound like something I'd want to purposely eat. But as evidenced by this FML, some people find it delicious. To each their own, I suppose.
MizzErikaHart 8
turkey bacon guacamole from quiznos is the best
some_shit 0
I call FAKE!!! this doesn't happen. YDI for being an attention *****
BuzeeBee 0
the Aztec meaning of avocado is testicles.
IndigoFuckYou 9
The man needs his avacado, dammit!
Marcel4_fml 3
thats is still no reason to spit on someone for...
lovejdbieber 0
Dude r u kidin????? this innocent bloke came to get a sub cause his gf wouldn't, and he finds that there ain't any avocado!!!!! wat would u do??? jks wat a bastard.
snade 0
maybe he spit on op on accident cause he was screaming
wowyouareweird 0
I think its spelled avocado .
ginniehugs 0
how old was he 2?
ichikibobivopula 0
no 3.
AceShots95 0
4
jaesm17 5
5
itsharkley 8
do I hear 6?
snade 0
I think he was 40
commietaco 0
can I get a 41!?!
iSackismexy 0
you can get 69(;
xlord 27
I'm guessing he really likes avocado?
PrickHead 0
everyone really likes avocado...
khloeelove 0
I'm allergic to avocado...
PeachyJinx 7
I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe
Javalounge 0
same here *high five* xD
HeartAndSoul2011 0
ha, thats funny, I love that show!!!!
HeartAndSoul2011 0
now that i think about it, fish don't have legs.....
Xmarshall16X 5
You know he actually has a name based on the Spongebob wiki. His name, as revealed in one of the episodes, is Fred.
PeachyJinx 7
@30 Don't ruin this with logic! Lol
PeachyJinx 7
:o I remember now lol XD
redbluegreen 41
Avocado? Did you say avocado? AVOCADO!
jjames7543 13
@58: Sorry, it only works with chocolate...
hatepineapple 14
AVACADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KRS_13 0
im not the only one whos noticed the little "my leg!" part in spongebob! LOL
KaylieBieber13 0
this is a huge ****** WIN!!!!!
SleepOnStones 5
haha I ALWAYS notice it!
BabbiiLovvee 0
8- I've read alot of funny comments tonight, but yours by far... was the funniest! XD haha!!
Mattsta123 5
no avocado? :'(
F0xyTurtle 8
I don't blame him, avocados are delicious!
lilykat84 4
that smoothie looks good... :3
F0xyTurtle 8
it was ;P
i_wuz_nver_here 31
not at subway. my grampa saw them take it out of a can. I mean really how can real avocado sit around all day and still be perfectly green?
F0xyTurtle 8
I think you replied to the wrong comment
F0xyTurtle 8
nevermind, I'm stupid
Happismiley2010 0
not really