Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Top comments
Brool_Story_Co 17
That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."
BreynHope 11
What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!
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Comments (134)
BreynHope 11
What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!
soccerstar1996 18
Yeah OP probably gives plenty of guys footlongs
Snazzy_Snaz 17
With extra mayo
rpaw20 3
That makes me moist
hessel 13
i think the customer is the owner of abercrombie
Little4Bear 10
So OP gives men footlongs and gets paid for it huh...
SwaggCapone 11
118- that went way over your head
bach2121 13
Op could be male
hessel 13
#125 the gender is showing its a girl
Brool_Story_Co 17
That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
That's when he complains and OP gets fired :P
Cazz91 21
Not necessarily. People think because you work in a customer service job that you have to be pleasant to the customer despite the customer starting shit up first through negative actions which isn't always true. It depends on how much your boss cares about their employees well being. Where I work, my boss supports the employees telling customers off when the customer was rude / out of line first (if we were the ones to be rude first then of course that's different) to stand up for ourselves and not let the customer believe they can walk all over us. If OP has a caring boss, he/she would support OP standing up for themselves when the customer was in the wrong.
vucui 21
I wish my boss was that understanding. We deal with a lot of assholes and just downright stupid people where I work.
egc573 40
If I was a customer who overheard that, I would probably say something for them just in case the employee isn't allowed to talk back. That is, if I'd managed to reclaim my jaw from the floor in time. What the hell kind of pathetic, horrible person says that to someone? Some customers... As always, fast food workers, you have my sympathy.
knotcool 15
#27: I think that also depends on whether its a corporate company too. I know my boss would love to see me chew someone out ( or do it himself ) , but if corporate got word he was letting that happen, HIS boss would do some chewing out.
SwaggCapone 11
I worked to a auto parts store. my boss told me if they wanna get smart with you then give it right back to them*
lolita88_fml 27
What an asshole! Just ignore him OP, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure you're very pretty and someone definitely thinks you're beautiful.
Redoxx_fml 22
Yeah op, I'm sure someone else wants your footlong :)
Glitter_taco_ 10
#88 OP is female ._.
Redoxx_fml 22
Whoops...it didn't have a gender before.
FimogenFeels 14
Sorry OP. He's a douchebag
gc327072 31
Should've asked if he wanted gloves to eat with.
gc327072 31
(As in, by his own logic, he himself shouldn't he touching his food)
CharresBarkrey 16
We got it
Typicall 21
Rude jheeze!
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Never seen 'jeez/geez' spelled like that
Typicall 21
Thats how me and my friends spell it lol. First time for everything.
queerdragon 20
Still does not make it the right spelling.
RayneSmytson 24
It's not a dictionary word, so there's no correct way to spell it.
graceinsheepwear 34
66 and 6, it is indeed in Webster's dictionary as an interjection, defined as a mild oath, spelled jeez with variant spelling as geez.
Typicall 21
My bad #74 thanks! (:
lyvingvamp 15
Should have asked him how he ever manages to eat without touching his food.
skatoolaki 24
You're beautiful, forget him. He is ugly on the inside and that's something far worse than the ugly he seems to think he perceives!
zingline89 18
Reminds me of the Abercrombie CEO who says his store's clothes are just for thin, good looking people, but he himself is butt ******* ugly. I bet your customer was a butt ugly prick as well.
AVGIII 14
They say he looks like the albino orc from Lord of the Rings.
mFUNdo21 17
I saw a picture of him the other day, I was very confused at first because I wasn't sure if it was a man or a woman. he does no justice to either gender
raphanne_fml 33
Yeah, and if he hates fat so much, I wonder why he got it injected into his face.
banemask 14
Ever beat someone with bread? Sounds like its time to try
DFresh503 8
Some if those staler loaves at subway probably could be used as a weapon to beat someone senseless with
starile 20
But alas, Subway only has bread fresh baked daily!