Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML
Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"
TheRealHouse 7
that's what she said.. oh wait..
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Comments (162)
Mz_Kane 0
Hahaha. Lmao
vincespektor 0
Pussy ;-) man up
UhLeeUh 6
I always get the footlong. :o
mikelust1977 7
****
a_nutritionist 10
note to self, get a creepy pedo moustache, thick rimmed glasses and a trenchcoat so i can ask girls if they want a foot-long.
a_nutritionist 10
technically this also applies to looking like a douche with a popped collar but that limits you to only coffee store girls. the ideal target market is primary schools, womens dressing rooms or from dark tinted vans in parking lots.
XxgreymoonxX 8
I don't think any woman can, that'll like rip up the insides >.
fuckmrsoftee 0
you must be joking. or you just dont have a t.v. they advertise $5 footlongs all year long-you sex-deprived dirty minded **** addict. lol. common mistake actually.
mollyslips 13
#50, why thank you!! sex face ftw!!
sandybaybe 3
He must have looked at you weird