Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML
Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"
TheRealHouse 7
that's what she said.. oh wait..
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Comments (162)
hopelessxdesign 5
LOL this just made my day, I'm still laughing
Epsilonyx 15
looool.
bawlerr75 9
Lmfao
dixieangelec_09 1
this seriously made my day....
oneleggedbeauty 0
Not many of us can;)
hzsambo 3
why not ???
Nandito2 0
Better yet, you should ask GUYS of they want a footlong ;)
hzsambo 3
i feel sorry for you
kaykay20 0
Well the sandwich would be 12 inches so unless he had sex on his mind theirs nothing to be embarrassed about.
demonspeed 0
Lol have you ever met a guy. We see a sexual innuendo in everything...most keep it to themselves until they get around someone that will appreciate the material
anongrl 2
90- Very true. Every time my boyfriend sees the number 69 he has to point it out or take a picture. And when I say something that can be taken as dirty, he laughs. (but, I admit, when I catch myself, I laugh too)
kaykay20 0
Yes I have obviously and some can actually be professional at their jobs. He may find it entertaining but I highly doubt she's the only women who said embarrassing things while he's working. It will come to pass.
JokerJohn7 0
Wow, this is probably the worst FML I've ever seen.
mikede420 0
Sooo your a guy or gal?
cowgirls 3
LOL!! :p