Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML
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Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person had decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, my flight landed after a 12-hour trip, and I walked out of the airport without checking a single bag. Twenty minutes into my drive home, the airline called asking why I'd left my passport at immigration. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
Today, my family and I were coming back from a trip to the US. As we reached the border patrol we realized that we were one passport short. The border patrol lectured us for 30 minutes about how irresponsible we were for not realizing that they had forgotten to give us one of our passports back. FML
Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML
Today, I arrived home after taking one airplane from A to B. My luggage never made it on the plane with me, and now the airline is looking for it. One plane and still lost my suitcase. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML
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Top comments
darwinism 30
Just explain to your significant other that they must go on their own, unpack and arrange all your stuff, finding your passport in the process and send it back so you can join them after all the unpacking is done. Good plan by the way. The "without my knowledge" part gives it a realistic spin.
teresee 8
Speaking for Canada, I guess we can keep you for a little while longer.
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Comments (84)
Tibby23 8
That sucks :(
Athleticism 11
Well, that maybe why it's an FML. Way to waste your first comment buddy.
emilyjgraham 34
"I agree, your life sucks" there's a button for it so fecking use it!
Athleticism 11
May be*
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Maybe** it is it's own word. Fail correction ^
Athleticism 11
I am aware that maybe is a word my friend. But maybe wasn't correct right there but may be was.
CursedNDBlessdd 2
May be** 13 was right
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
T-T
gc327072 31
Nobody cares*
walmartpaysme 15
Not so smart after all are you, 25.
LiterOfCola 16
You are correct 37! Dumb indeed.
SandiRainbowFish 20
Yeah, 25 is the 15-year-old who thinks he is an expert psychologist because he thinks it's interesting. Lol.
doctorhook86 25
58: Not only is he young, cocky, and illiterate, his biggest mistake is in believing that psychology is a useful discipline. Wanna understand human behavior, buddy? I can think of at least four disciplines with better methodology than psychology. Of course, you may prefer to continue believing that this is the 1950s, when academia still believed psychology was cutting-edge. /rant over.
skyenoelle 15
When did he say that he was an expert psychologist? There's nothing wrong with studying psychology at age 15?
hopsinlove17 26
72- you're about three weeks behind dear. And trust me, he's an expert. *Winky face*. Don't argue with him or he'll go batshit crazy on you
TheNelson127 2
That sucks
walmartpaysme 15
Really? We have two people in a row who don't know how to use the "I agree, your life sucks" button.
Shadomasta 5
HAHA What are the CHANCES? One person who was rushing to get first comment, and another who was rushing so hard that (s)he didn't even realize (s)he wouldn't be. I actually got a genuine laugh out of this.
P374RD3D 9
I find it amusing that they both have an equal amount of thumbs down.
Metallica36176 16
#20 - Because of you I have come to full realization of why people dislike comments like those. I just thought it was because they weren't helpful or being dumbasses. Apparently I had a brain fart and now fully realize that there is an actual button for it. xD But apparently people want you to know that they chose that button. So, thanks :)
winnerme123 8
Well guess that you are not moving to the states anytime soon.
88vivera 9
Lol funny
HelloGuys 4
I hope you already have a job waiting for you here, or if you don't i hope you have a'lot of money. Good luck :P
RpiesSPIES 27
On the bright side, you're safe in Canada for the time being.
verkaderk 9
It was a sign. The FML should be: I'm moving to the states, FML
doctorhook86 25
35: Personally, if I were the OP, I'd stay.
mikepzz 27
oh... that's not good :( well call and maybe you can get it.. orr you can just try and border jump
gc327072 31
Not that hard, really. It's nothing like the southern border.
annie_nk 23
Which doesn't seem that protected anyway...
onlychildFTW 34
Canada/USA border. Longest UNPROTECTED border in the world.
teresee 8
Speaking for Canada, I guess we can keep you for a little while longer.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh no! I hope you'll somehow get it back. How long since they left? Maybe they're not too far away. Good luck OP!
mrz1177 11
Damn.. I feel sorry for you. Fyl
darwinism 30
Just explain to your significant other that they must go on their own, unpack and arrange all your stuff, finding your passport in the process and send it back so you can join them after all the unpacking is done. Good plan by the way. The "without my knowledge" part gives it a realistic spin.
bach2121 13
Those morons! :( I'm sorry! Good Luck in "The States", you'll love it, I know I do!
emilyjgraham 34
If it was in with all the things to be moved it's an easy mistake!
CJ91516 11
Clarify what bags to take and make sure you don't hire idiots