kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon
United States
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
TT
United States
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
fmlpanda
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
lol
United Kingdom
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Smell you later
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
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wingedtoad 0
That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.
jillaroo53 0
ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!
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Comments (194)
TheMattMan 0
I don't know what kind of dentist you have, but it's kind of policy to wear surgical masks for dentists.
julierox3 0
Classic. Terrible; but classic.
rixbury 0
That is the funniest short FML ever. True or not, that is hilarious. Kudos!
englandrulz 0
Oh, that's gross!! i feel sooooo bad for you!!
wikle1109 0
1 McNasty and EWWWW 2 Wasn't he wearing a mask 3 why didn't he turn his head 4 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
kuntageous 0
Liar they always wear masks
Kiimy_fml 0
you don't fucken know that you shouldn't be accusing people of being liars when you don't even anything about what happened!! you weren't there maybe he wasn't wearing one! people like you really piss me of!
Liddo 0
Wow, if this is true then just, HOLY MOTHER OF EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
ariannalovesyou 0
umm accually i went to the dentist yesterday and the lady didnt wear a mask, so don't be likee.. LIAR THEY HAVE TO WEAR THEM! cause come on.. do you follow all the rules?..
aero930 0
ahahahaha. the shortest one's are always the best..
Alexifish 0
aww..... that's SO ******* gross...