Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Classic mistake
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Maybe I'll stay home
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Nice sheen
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML
Hurry up
Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
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littlejoe152 0
well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1
kallielou 10
That isn't so bad...
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Comments (129)
YdiYouJ3w 0
ydi for not looking u
christa953 12
I don't see the fml here. some people but bug spray in their hair when there's a lot of bugs. it washes right out
RaIeigh 0
Gahh, what the hell is up with you people who have never seen The Office?
lackjock19 0
@66 stfu u stupid bitch
sourgirl101 29
^Where the hell did this comment come from?
Quest_ 13
Your punchline sucked.
alex1432 9
this would be a good time for the "yd a falcon punch to the face" button
sourgirl101 29
My last name is Falcon so every punch I throw is a "Falcon punch" :)
Joboo 0
I think someone already invented that... It's called OFF
carpediem9_fml 0
LOL ydi for looking like a bug.
RedPillSucks 33
YDI for not being observant. Next, they'll replace your toothpaste with Preparation H
sourgirl101 29
I could only eat a tictac after. Jk
djsmiles 0
aww that really sux. well your hair will be bug free!
dphilipson12 0
omg fyl omg omg omg... get a spine you over dramatic *****.