Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML
Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.
bluelahve 0
Haha when you see bees you're not supposed to flip out, especially if they've landed on you. Remain calm or else you'll just piss them off and get stung!
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nerdsgetmehot 23
The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.
cincin75 0
wow u looks just like a magic,cute face & amazing body.
cincin75 0
wow u looks just like a magic,cute face & amazing body.
cincin75 0
wow u looks just like a magic,cute face & amazing body.
RaIeigh 0
#3 - Hah, or chopblock the back of her leg (:
ilikepie789 0
heard you the first time
BoWZeR 1
she's ugly flat and probably loose
nerdsgetmehot 23
#47 Why insult me? I've done nothing to you, so I honestly don't see any reason for you to personally attack me.
illmatic2 16
58- he is probably just jealous.
sourgirl101 29
Nerds you know you're hot so don't worry about one stupid idiot. Look one guy above had to say it 3 times in a row:)
RokstaRx88 0
eating Billy goats is definitely a favorite passtime of most ppl on this site
nerdsgetmehot 23
#22, #66, #69 Well thanks, guys! Haha :) #35 Haha! YESSSS. #75 What?!
RokstaRx88 0
you know the story of the troll that lives under a bridge and eats billygoats
nerdsgetmehot 23
#81 Aww, thank you! That's sweet :) #90 Ohh! Haha. :P
coolbeens76 0
47 is super gay and jelous of her nice body
puggfuggly 0
lol I don't understand Cincin when he says you looks like a magic but sure it's a co pliment :P anyway you are cute, but look kinda young in the pic
MissRachieee 3
FYL.
WolfsGuns 0
**** ANTI-FLOOD!!!
WolfsGuns 0
**** ANTI-FLOOD!!!!!!
As1LayDying 4
^^ WIN
luckytexan 8
this made me laugh. yay for me. sux for you.
cincin75 0
Tell your friend just learn some Kungfu before kick a bee on someone's leg.
verymerry 6
lmao agreed get friends with better reflexes. if u put bleach on it it won't hurt anymore! I promise that's what I used to do.
bluelahve 0
Haha when you see bees you're not supposed to flip out, especially if they've landed on you. Remain calm or else you'll just piss them off and get stung!
ryansims 0
well I seen a bee land on my arm once and I just stared at it I didn't flip out at all and the bee still stung me
bluelahve 0
I was talking about her friend. My first reaction wouldn't be to scream, kick my friend's leg, and run away =P
Xythenol 6
wahaha XD
cookiesncream123 11
Ahhh that's really scary!! Haha I have a huge fear of bees