Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML
Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
Do you check to see if the electricity is on by putting your finger in the lamp socket? Do you change batteries in your flashlight while staring directly into the bulb? Do check how sharp a knife is by runnig it slowly across your tongue? Do you check to see if the stove top is hot by placing your hand on the burner? Do you check the garbage disposal by sticking your hand inside of it? Honestly, if you cannot figure out where batteries go in something as simple as an air freshner without holding it to your face, you need to stay away from all sharp objects, hot objects and mechanical items. In fact, pad all the rooms in your house with rubber, sit in a chair and watch t.v - don't touch anything, in fact hire someone to work the remote for you, it may need batteries one day and wind up stuck in your anus.....
marinus_fml 20
Obviously the batteries didn't need replacement...
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Comments (47)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I think it was trying to tell you something.
optimusprime0069 8
Your face smells.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
POW Right In the kisser!
Sammiches 12
SSSSHHH - AHHHHHH......
tweetbaby14 18
Either their face or their breath.
LacyWings 3
58 - Everyone is beautiful.
Lemuel_fml 5
Did it smell good?
aceman1992 9
*turns and looks at op* "good news, its got batterys.''
marinus_fml 20
Obviously the batteries didn't need replacement...
uhhRawr 7
Your pic is hot... Just saying lol
enonymous 9
As a guy... Admit it. You liked it when it was spraying all over you like your college days
ikickgingers 15
Like a wet biscuit?
Decapitation 3
And boom goes the dynamite.
scrapmetal58 9
*squirt squirt squirt*
marod02 0
Even though they didn't need changing Did you find the place to put the batteries?
laurenbr0 7
Well it seems that the batteries are working just fine...
arcticdoctorwho 0
It was telling you to refresh yourself.
akallaan 7
(Insert witty comment that receives a million likes and causes a controversial debate on which cereal is better by a troll) :)
absolutegrrr 7
sorry, you forgot to insert the witty bit there
Daralea 21
That wasn't witty at all! You really think you're that smart, eh? Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Go Raisin Bran!
nick3600 22
no. froot loops all the way!
loserman67 36
Do you check to see if the electricity is on by putting your finger in the lamp socket? Do you change batteries in your flashlight while staring directly into the bulb? Do check how sharp a knife is by runnig it slowly across your tongue? Do you check to see if the stove top is hot by placing your hand on the burner? Do you check the garbage disposal by sticking your hand inside of it? Honestly, if you cannot figure out where batteries go in something as simple as an air freshner without holding it to your face, you need to stay away from all sharp objects, hot objects and mechanical items. In fact, pad all the rooms in your house with rubber, sit in a chair and watch t.v - don't touch anything, in fact hire someone to work the remote for you, it may need batteries one day and wind up stuck in your anus.....
lemon_phat 11
Are you implying that OP's mom canceled his WoW membership?!
That0therguy 4
I like that really long comment.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
i just want to say that was amazingly said lol I love u lol also is that actually ur car if so its amazing and I love it what year
freelove_fml 2
i just want to say that you are supposed to use ******* punctuation otherwise your comnent is really hard to read cause it's like one long run-on sentence
elephantcrazy 7
If you didn't notice he did use punctuation..
vettle 6
Overreact much? Checking batteries is hardly the same as running a knife across skin.
barbiegirl619 15
omg op, i've never laughed so hard at someone's comment! that was hilarious
Lludes 5
Dumb-ass you deserved it