Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stanDman
Canada
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Anonymous
Classic mistake
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
mayoshampoo
Toronto, Canada
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Hair problems
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Maybe I'll stay home
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Vicki
Canada
Nice sheen
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
spoiled22
United Kingdom
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Delicious
Saint Kilda, Australia
Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hurry up
Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
Top comments
littlejoe152 0
well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1
kallielou 10
That isn't so bad...
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Comments (129)
Rawr1918 4
hahaha, fail
autumn16 0
your really pretty (: <3 just sayin (:
Saarr 0
that sucks, FYL..
TaylorTotsYumm 10
^ bow chicka wow wow bloody antiflood protection >.<
jellybeans4833 7
15 nicee :))
alexxusbrowning2 0
ohh thats not so bad....haha who are we kiddin? thats horrible!
zackd23 0
yesss
TaylorDev 0
totally pwnd.
Jennark 0
like omg!! this is like so tragic and like the world is ending!! agh! stop complaining u little whiny babies
vannadoll 0
Mann that really suckks someone must hate youh xD;
fartstar 0
mw ex used to use her hairspray to kill bugs and stick them to the walls until I got home to take care of it. She was needy, yes she was.
Haileyw15 0
18, agreed. But it's sometimes a pain in the ass to redo your hair. I'm guessing OP had somewhere to go if they were doing their hair. My hair takes an hour to do and I sure as hell wouldn't want to have to start over after I finish.
BelleElle_fml 5
Some of these FMLs aren't even "F*** my life" worthy......
281go 4
Agree.......Even mine are better and they don't get posted.