Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
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RichardPencil 32
And even worse, you had to walk around with spiky faux-hawks in your armpits!
BurnInDemonFire 39
You'd think Axe would make their logo bigger. Remember to keep clear of open flames, OP. Even when you're back to using hairspray.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
You'd think Axe would make their logo bigger. Remember to keep clear of open flames, OP. Even when you're back to using hairspray.
RichardPencil 32
And even worse, you had to walk around with spiky faux-hawks in your armpits!
Shabnam Moghal 14
At least your hair smells nice.