Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
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dbs_fml 0
arent you supposed to spray it on your body, and not on your clothes?
maskedman 9
I thought only the bride was supposed to get something blue. Oh well. Now you you just have to find something old, something new, and something borrowed.
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Comments (98)
KaraShinee 0
haha total classic
c0nfuzzled 0
haha that's horrile.
dont_stop_believ 0
I can see the movie seen now..
xstaticdelta 6
your that one person who will cure everyone's boredom at the wedding
seanreddog 4
At least it was blue... Imagine what they'd think if it were white.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sean I'd say blue is worse cuz then that means gay sex with Smurfs, not a good sign
seanreddog 4
Yeah not only are smurfs flamboyant homosexuals, they're communists.
cookiemobzta 0
YDI it for owning body spray and not cologne
rohosoccer08 1
body spray smells good on men
SelfGenocide 0
that's what he gets for using a cover up instead of real deoderant.
epoh_fml 0
the smell of body sprays and cologne and perfume make me nauseous :(
rohosoccer08 1
hope... but did it do tht to you before you you were pregnant... when I was preggo I couldn't stand the smell of nail salons... I was sad I couldn't get my toes and fingers done
afatmonkey 0
At least it wasn't beaver cum. That happened to my friend and Neil Borts tried to eat him. Luckily he was wearing a condom.
iheartchapman 0
Haha i was thinking the same as 1.. Classic:).
epoh_fml 0
roho--yes, but it's worse now that I'm pregnant. small amounts of body spray are ok, but that's it.
clanceyrocks11 0
fail
dirtycup66 0
aw that's a cute baby #30 anyways lol op that's very funny
seanreddog 4
GARY COLEMAN IS DEAD?!?!
rohosoccer08 1
thanks 47 she's my little miracle
epoh_fml 0
he had a brain hemmorage, Sean.
seanreddog 4
Yeah, it's so sad. Of course no ones gonna care that he's dead, but Michael Jackson was in the news everyday months after his death.
settledownbeavis 0
61 you're right, i don't care
seanreddog 4
Well I don't really care either I'm just saying.
dubstep87 0
and you found the pathetic need to post it on fml? wow this is truely sad.. ur a sad man
omgtacos 0
67 **** you
WordsOfHope 0
dont say **** you to 67 he likes the smithes
blobzorz 0
who the hell are the smiths
FlyMeToTheMoon 0
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=The+Smiths A freaking awesome British band headed by Morrissey.
smattoliver 0
who uses body spray on their clothes
mattman1994 0
lol that's hilarious
afatmonkey 0
I posted a comment but it was deleted. Yo moderators- You got a problem with gopher cum? Because your mom has a penis. And it looks like a cactus!
dbs_fml 0
arent you supposed to spray it on your body, and not on your clothes?
WindsweptSky 5
Not always. I'm allergic to body sprays but I can spray it on my cloths with a reaction. I always wear it on my cloths and now a LOT of other people that do.
Reutan 0
I have to say, a lot of colognes and such start working from body heat, so if they're further away, wouldn't that mean they wouldn't work as well? I suppose the sprays may be different though, they've always seemed waay strong to me. Of course, most of my memory of sprays come from when fellow 8th graders put it on.
WindsweptSky 5
That's gotta suck. FYL.
eriinbaby 0
haha what a win :p that would suuckkk have fun with that buddy
_PersianBaBe_ 0
Lol, shiiittt! FYL.
canitbe 0
ahahah atleast it wasnt white.then you would really have a problem
ImaginaryFoe 1
How is blue foam any better than white? I am dying to know how this worked out for you, OP. That sucks. Was your sister mad?
seanreddog 4
What color is semen? (Hint: not blue).
illmatic2 16
white foam looks like sperm
ImaginaryFoe 1
illmatic, you need to see a doctor if your semen is foamy.
lopezzz 0
I agree with 38. :-/
fruitaypatootay 1
ahhh the first few lines I was like suck it up but rental tux = aww I'm sorry =
ashylarry 0
at least your sister got railed that night
gav52l 4
17 that's frickn hillarious ";-D
gertyygirly 4
what is anti-flood?
seanreddog 4
If I tell you what it is they'll kill me.
upintheorange 5
no, seriously...what is it? I even googled it-no real answer.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It restricts the amount of posts you can make in a certain amount of time. It prevents spamming and doesn't let you flood the comments with posts like "haha." If you wait a little bit then try to repost, your comment should go through eventually. But don't bitch about it when it happens; you can get modded or banned for that.
tienjt 3
Finally, a genuine answer.