Message in a bottle
Today, I was at hospital and the nurse asked me for an emergency contact number. I was about to say my wife, but she divorced me last month. I couldn’t think of anyone else. My parents are dead, none of my other relatives live in this country, and I have no children or friends. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Just put Kevin Hart. In case of emergency, he'll make you laugh your ass off before you die. Isn't that the best way to go?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
No workmates/bosses?
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RichardPencil 32
Just put Kevin Hart. In case of emergency, he'll make you laugh your ass off before you die. Isn't that the best way to go?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
No workmates/bosses?
core01 30
i feel for you, but maybe take this time post emergency to really work on yourself and grow.