Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25
Don't feel bad, OP. I know it looks crappy, but maybe it was something as simple as the note on your locker falling off and someone came by thinking it was just random garbage on the floor.
Soninuva 41
And none for Gretchen Weiners!
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Comments (46)
StickyPickles 33
Maybe they ran out?
Scorpio01 16
Well.. You don't need any inspiration notes... They Probably see yourself as inspirational.. Look at the brighter side...
writerchic85 26
Maybe she ran out of them
anonamous14 9
Maybe it fell off? Sorry op
assassinmaster 22
Hey maybe all others will think that you were the one writing these notes and they may thank you for that:)
mdwolfe42 4
Sounds to me like you're the only one who didn't have to throw away random trash left on your locker. You won OP!
WolfAvenge 22
They didn't give you one because they mistook you for a sticky note since you're such an inspiration!
GeorgiaBea 28
Maybe it fell off.
nitrog100 21
Plot twist: you sleep inspire.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Maybe some asshole stole yours.