Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25
Don't feel bad, OP. I know it looks crappy, but maybe it was something as simple as the note on your locker falling off and someone came by thinking it was just random garbage on the floor.
Soninuva 41
And none for Gretchen Weiners!
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Comments (46)
daniel271 13
Maybe next OP.
slingerslasher 24
Your sticky note probably fell off or something! Or maybe you already seemed inspired :)
santosb1 11
Or maybe OP had a really inspirational one that someone had to grab it.
waterkat120 11
Hopefully it wasn't intentional and they accidentally skipped over it because they were trying to think of something special just for you. Still I'm sorry that happened.
bcalle 8
Obviously your locker had the best one and someone took it. Feel awesome about it. This is the only scenario don't listen to anyone else
FalloutScrolls 25
Don't feel bad, OP. I know it looks crappy, but maybe it was something as simple as the note on your locker falling off and someone came by thinking it was just random garbage on the floor.
corporatescoundr 25
Maybe they thought you were so inspirational yourself that you didn't need extra inspiration
xKrisSmoove 21
Maybe someone that didn't get one toke yours and put it on their locker
AlysoninAlaska 19
Be your own inspiration! Sometimes people are just assholes, don't make too much of it.
Soninuva 41
And none for Gretchen Weiners!
DamnBailie 23
Good comment Glen Coco
mattc1213 12
You just made my day.
floridagirl8410 4
You go, Glen Coco.
Sophia94 9
Maybe someone took it off or it just fell?
imkool136 22
Maybe they just forgot. I doubt they meant to do it. I hope you don't let it get to you too much:)
Shuff52 21
Let's be honest, did you even want one?
koganti 18
#8 Good question man.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
They probably thought they could set you up to look like you were the one who did it, making more people like you
Aphian 9
you are amazing, there's ur inspirational message